What NOT to Say to a Pregnant Woman
Every six months our health inspector arrives at our outlet grocery store with a clipboard wedged under his armpit, a stained governmental baseball cap covering his balding head, and a mouth on him as garrulous as a pubescent girl’s. Because
The Secret’s Out!
If someone confides in me, you couldn't get the information out if you were using the water boarding technique, but if the secret only concerns myself
There’s Still Time For You…
When I was fifteen, twenty-five seemed so far away I wrote out a to-do list I hoped to accomplish within the span of a decade. I tried to be easy on myself, since I hate having goals that I fail
Home Is Where the Oddballs Are
Although my husband and I have been very content living in our apartment adjacent to our outlet grocery store, I am ready to rock the sunset into dusk on our front porch while overlooking the fog-swathed Cumberland Mountains. I am